Ask a #NewMediaExpert

Hi,

Webmaster and #NewMediaExpert pogen here. While I'm not that good at blasting around in a chartered fishing boat disrupting sailboat races and giving race officials the finger, I are a real #NewMediaExpert, with a facebook and a blog and everything. And if I could get my cellphone to work i might even twatter.

So ask away peons, and bask in the light of my revealed wisdom.

[Angry Dolphin]

Oh fer fu&#s sake......

[pogen]

One thing the #NewMediaExpert is trying to figure out is a way to implement The Dark Side. And define what that means.

Already teh boobies are popping up. God knows I will be too busy tooting my own horn and running down kayakers in my Whaler to police every single fucking post. Oops I said fuck. Oh! I said it again. FUck.

[Recidivist]

Already teh boobies are popping up.

Huh? Where? You didn't "moderate" them away, did you?

[Solo]

there is no #NewMedia without daWoody.

do you own a FlipCorder? if not, you should drown yourself during your next race. oh, wait, #NewMedia experts don't race. SORRY.

s.

[Photoboy]

My wife has a iflip. Maybe she won't notice it's sudden dissapearance. Looks profitable....


http://cbs5.com/video/?id=63041@kpix.dayport.com


hmmmmmmmmm

[Photoboy]

I have two q's for his majesty....

How come when you are expecting an expensive package via UPS, and they email you the previous day to tell you it will arrive between 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM the following day...The UPS driver can pick the 10 minute window when you have to run a quick errand to pop by and leave a note telling you that you weren't home??

Also, why is it you never notice the tee-pee roll holder thingy is empty til its too late?

[Solo]

having two animated gifs, one for avatar and another in the signature, is FON-kinda gay.
who's yer daddy!

Moths all black and buzzin'
At the website of despair
Anarchists grumblin
And piss their foulies
And scratch the shirtless hair
A tiny light from a peeping hole
A hundred websites away
That all they ever get to know
'bout the regular life in the day
'bout the regular life in the day

Spam and dryshirts and animated bans
And OTWA on the forum
Forty thousand sock puppets
Holdin' keys to the quorum
It stinks so bad, stones are chokin'
And weepin' greenish drops
At the site where
The bold blowhard woiks
And torture never stops
The torture never stops, torture
The torture never stops
The torture never stops

s.

[pogen]

My carving style is well rehearsed, bitches.

#NewMediaExpertPolicy = NoModerationOfPosts

And I thought images in .sigs was turned off, have to check that one again. This fucker is slow enough as it is.

[Photoboy]

dont be messing with my sig...

[Solo]

And I thought images in .sigs was turned off, have to check that one again. This fucker is slow enough as it is.

yeah yeah. fuck. that. shit. up!

[Angry Dolphin]

What colour is black when its burned?

[Angry Dolphin]

Me thinks pogen swears too much

[PD Staff]

Trying to keep up withall this gnu jargon

[pogen]

Speed is fine today. Hosting service seems to have resolved their issues.

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