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**Caca Cabeza**View PostActually, Pi doesn't. I did a little digging and found the equation in my files. It appears here:

It can appear somewhat intimidating, but, the coefficients are really quite simple.

Lastly, the checksum line: 1 +

You can see why this is a bit complex for a real time iPhone app.

It can appear somewhat intimidating, but, the coefficients are really quite simple.

**X**= the unknown, or, in layman's terms, rum. Since we are deep into the bottle, no one can recall the quantity consumed, hence it is "unknown".**S**= the number of shots of tequila required to balance the unknown quantity of rum that has been ingested. For a safety factor, cube the estimated number of shots.**H**= the proof of the alcohol (I know, I know, I would have used**P**for proof, but the original credit for this fomula goes to some German dude and that's how they spell it over there).**Vj**= the amount of gin fizzes to have to obtain that proper English stiff upper lip (note: the terms to the right of**Vj**represent the equation for mixing a gin fizz.**K**represents the temperature of the ingredients (in degrees Kelvin) and the numerator "**1**" indicates that the recipe is for one gin fizz.*= the volume of the cup to be filled for the fizz (i.e. 8 oz, 12, oz, 14 oz, etc). As you can see, you may consume up to 5 at any given session without the need for more rums or tequila.***v****R**= the "Ralph" constant. Do not go over. Gastric reversal will occur (think of it as the**Vne**in an aircraft).*= the matrix of the fourth dimension. By this point, you will have reached the time space continuum, and this matrix defines the boundaries. Exceed this array's values and you will hemorrage.***m****Г**= the definition of the matrix of constant buzz. In the matrix terms to the left, you see the drink ratios expressed (they read vertically) so it is one drink, zero drink (a pause), drink drink. Next,*represents wretching.***w**Lastly, the checksum line: 1 +

*+***w***= zero. Think of it this way: you begin at a constant quantity of alcohol in your stomach. you wretch once, then once extra hard (i.e. squared), thus leaving you with an empty stomach, ready to begin again.***w squared**You can see why this is a bit complex for a real time iPhone app.

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